And to think that this Mystery Can isn't even the real feature of today's So You Don't Have To:

Oh, and I'd just like to ask, for the record:
WHY THE HELL AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF?
I MEAN, DIDN'T I LEARN MY FUCKING LESSON LAST TIME?

Oh boy. Yet another product from the shelves of an Asian market that says "KEEP REFRIGERATED" but has probably never been any colder than room temperature.
At least these are sealed, and not just loosely covered in paper in a styrofoam box. I think that's a good thing. Is that a good thing? Oh god, somebody help me.
( Roll up your sleeves and prime your gag reflexes... )

Oh, and I'd just like to ask, for the record:
WHY THE HELL AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF?
I MEAN, DIDN'T I LEARN MY FUCKING LESSON LAST TIME?

Oh boy. Yet another product from the shelves of an Asian market that says "KEEP REFRIGERATED" but has probably never been any colder than room temperature.
At least these are sealed, and not just loosely covered in paper in a styrofoam box. I think that's a good thing. Is that a good thing? Oh god, somebody help me.
( Roll up your sleeves and prime your gag reflexes... )