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This is a test to see how fast Google's spider bots are.

Keep searching for this sentence or any significant fragment of it as the day goes on.

"Pony burgers make my crab meat itchy."

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EDIT: Ten fucking minutes. Skynet Internet, as much as I may love you, you're scaring the living piss out of me.

(no subject)

Dear Internet,

I take back EVERY disparaging remark I've ever made about you.

You make the world a better place.

Love,

benjamin

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Via Dark Diamond:

"A near naked Japanese man picks up some wild poisonous mushrooms and then proceeds to cook them while wearing a horse mask and evil prog music plays in the background, it’s a sight to behold."

Don't even ask about the last sixty seconds.

IF YOU CAN READ / TRANSLATE JAPANESE, PLEASE HELP DO SO FOR THIS VIDEO.

A HAIKU JUST FOR THE INTERNET:

Internet my love.
You bring me horse-headed men
And deadly mushrooms.

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