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Dear Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World's End,

     Okay, sure, the octuple-cross (I DO NOT see what you did there) confused the hell out of me, but ultimately you had what I wanted:

    a) Swordfights,
    b) 'splosions
    c) Jack and Barbosa being awesome
    d) Pirate ships,
    e) Ching Shih, who was in the first piece of writing I ever made money from,
     f) Chow Yun Fat using pretty much the same English he's ever been able to use, in that funny accent he has,

    Also, you were magnificently surreal, which I don' t think a lot of people grooved on. Indeed, the Davey Jones's Locker bit was pretty fucking El Topo, yo.

Thanks for the good times,

benjamin

PS - All those people ragging on you? What exactly were they expecting, man?

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A screaming Paris Hilton has been returned to jail.
I plan to celebrate by drinking myself stupid and showing my shaved vagina.

WHO'S WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKERS?!?!?!

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lol_bees ?

A one-off joke I did for tiny_monster .

lol_nazis ?

If you recall, I asked you to stop me.

BUT NOBODY LISTENED.

lol_paris 

You have nobody to blame but yourselves. And me. And his_hamstress. But that's it, really.

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