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On my way to the bus this morning, two dogs being walked by neighbors started barking at me like crazy.

Perhaps they could sense that last night, in my dreams, I beat what may or may not have been a zombie dog to death.

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Look, in zombie situations you act fast.  You turn a corner, there's a bulldog, you hit it in the fucking head with the nunchuks that the house you're in inexplicably has about 8 sets of, all hanging in the kitchen. And yeah, after the first hit, I kept hitting it. I figured that I hit its head hard enough to crack the skull the first time, so alive or dead, I really needed to finish the job.

Also, while I love cats, I could not fucking understand why we thought that staying in a MASSIVE, mansion-like house with thirty of them would be safe. Great, defensible house? Yes. World where dead animals become zombies? Umm, if you love somebody, set them free? Fast?  Into zombieland?

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This is why I'm not allowed to sleep

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( New toys...literally. (Forgot one the first time) )

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New made-in-five-minutes icon!
Now with SEVEN TIMES MORE GEEK!!!

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STATE OF THE STATE OF THE UNION RIGHT NOW:

He's totally just making shit up at this point and playing it off legit.

I mean, making shit up like, "Oh, our country is on Mars. And on fire."

It's...freaky.

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STATE OF THE STATE OF THE UNION 2:

"Nothing is more important at this moment in our history."
"Chaos is the most important...their most important weapon."
"Whatever you voted for, you did not vote for failure."

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STATE OF THE STATE OF THE UNION 3:

He just said that we need to help the people in Darfur.

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Too little. Too late. Asshole.

I AM MAILING YOU A BAG OF MY SHIT.

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"im in ur ljayz

postin mah emo"

-- This message brought to you by chuckdawg and sarahsam FUCKING AROUND IN MY INTERNETS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION WHILE I WAS TALKING TO man_size on the phone...

They're like, twelve.