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Why aren't you reading Fred Basset Upfucked (fredbasset)?
I mean, don't you like reading the world's most unfunny comic rewritten with the ghost of Hitler possessing the most horrible dog since Marmaduke?



C'mon, my monkeys.
It's like an irregular schedule of coffee-ground enemas.
In a good way.

b

It's fun to stay at the F.W.M.A.!

Are you ready, kids? 'cause I think it's that time again.

I need you to do something for me.

FUCK WITH MY ART!

If you need more info, click on the giant words above to see what people have done in the past.

Do what you will with it. Turn it into poetry, or prose, or a page of a comic, or write a song about it, or print it and wipe your booty with it, or do an oil painting, or whatever you want. You can rewrite it, continue it, write a prequel to it, or just use one tiny bit of it to make something else.

I just want to see what you all do with this brief story.
Permission granted to twist, bend, and break it wherever you feel like, as well as post it in your own LJ.

If you turn something out from it that might actually make money, I'll split copyright on that piece with you 50/50.
The odds of that happening are about the odds of me suddenly no longer enjoying Godzilla.

This piece is decidedly different from the others I've provided, so make it good, kids.

And now...

( You may agree with time travel, but it doesn't agree with you. )

benjamin
NOW GO TO TOWN!