New Story for you to Lick. Lick it.

    Thank you to everybody for needling me to write. I scribbled this down earlier today and I haven't reread it, so please excuse any horrible grammatical errors.
     Suggested Listening: Common People - Pulp

And now...a story.

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            “I’m King of the god-damned vampires!” he screamed at the top of his lungs. Everybody else in the restaurant lowered their heads, eating their manicotti and pretending they hadn’t heard him.

            “Do I need to fucking prove it?!” he continued, slamming his fist onto the table, making our basket of bread jump. “Because I will drink some fucking blood right now!”

( Mmmm...more delicious story! )

benjamin

Ninja Ring

Ninja Ring, originally uploaded by benchilada.

Now, thanks to Christine S., I have a super-secret ring to conceal my super-secret other-other-job.

Plastic bubble vending machines ROCK MY WORLD.

Hope you liked the story earlier.

Maybe more Fuck With My Art(tm) later...