My little sister --
initiations, who is seventeen, thereby making me feel cripplingly old -- gave me a response to my asking of the Five Questions Meme, and then asked five questions in response, which I never answered, because I'm a bad brother with a cold heart.
"1. what is your funnest memory with me?"
Okay, funnest, or most funnest? Christ, ask the guy with a shitty memory what his favorite memory is, thanks much! :p
I have two:
A) When you and Nathan first saw snow as "children" and not "infants/toddlers." Crazycool, it was, y'all having been in Florida for years,
B) Mucking about with you and your blankets, whether it was making a scarecrow benjamin or turning you into an enormous, creepycute Ajayworm that was laughing so very very very much...
"2. are you and sara going to have babies!"
Yes. For deeeeener.
Okay, yeah, we're thinking we'd like to. Maximum of two.
"3. if i went to UofI could i come visit you lots?"
Oh no you di'nt just ax me that!!! Girl, you knows the answer!
"4. would you rather be born without being able to hear and never knowing what music was or lose your hearing today?"
Lose it today. The thought of never having had music scares me, and even with my dime-store memory, I would still be able to hear the songs I've heard already in my head. I imagine they'd even change, over time, as my brain warped what it *thought* they sounded like...
"5. if you had to create a secret name for yourself to publish all of your books under, what would it be?[it has to start with Dr.]"
TWO ANSWERS:
Dr. Nemesis von Baconbrain
or
Dr. Alex Trustworthy
"[bonus question!]
6. the story begins with..The dry ice swirled around the dismembered body as Mark thought that everything was set for the..
what happens next? "
Okay, that one will take some time, dearie...