2007-06-10 04:08 pm
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I getted a new phone.

If you're a person that ever calls me, message me a picture of you that I can have pop up when you call.

I love that shit.

XXXXXXXXXX

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benchilada: (Automat)
2007-04-08 07:39 pm
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I've said it before, I'll say it again:

Your love rusts.

2006-08-03 10:08 pm

I HAVE DRINK BEEN NOTTING AGAIN!!!

I swear, my face is not as swollen as it looks in this picture. Seriously, what the hell?

2006-08-03 03:20 pm

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Thas it, kids.

*smooches*

benjamin
2006-05-08 03:00 pm

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I am becoming famous on The Interwebs.

Proof, you ask?
Apostle [livejournal.com profile] amyrose2021 made this for me, blessed may she be by lots of stuff:



Spread the word, my monkeys.
Spread MY word.
Bring more people to my LJ the flock.

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2006-05-07 08:24 pm
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To the surprise of nobody, I was a very strange 13 year-old.

I used to send off, using The Address Book, for autographed photos.

Ones like this:



Five more here...including my absolute favorite... )
2006-05-01 04:05 pm

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TWO PICTURES FOR YOU!!!

I'M A JUICE BOX!!!

Juice box hole in my arm for blood



And for the truly geeky amongst you; "Ain't no way in HELL this is gonna work..."

"This is never goig to work, Skeletor."

"I'm complaining to my Union..."


Yep.

I'm The Omnigeek.

benjamin
2006-03-14 03:33 pm

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For [livejournal.com profile] rude_cutlet:

At the Undergraduate Library at the University of Illinois in Urbana-Champaign (fifth largest public library in the nation):



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2006-02-20 01:13 pm

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I don't care if you can't draw or take shitty pictures.

I want people's impressions of what Sir Reginald looks like.

Steal photos from online, photoshop things, draw a drawing.

Gimme gimme gimme.

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2006-02-20 04:44 am

Aquaman Cooks

"You tell anybody about this and I'll gut you like a...oh, fuck off!"

Aquaman doesn't want to hear word one out of you