You're depressing us, not impressing us.

Stop it.

I mean, can he even have sex with her anymore or does he have to just crawl in and masturbate?

TO: PageantPhotos@aol.com
SUBJECT: Question regarding retouching a photo...
BODY:

If my child is black, can you make them look less black?
Oh, sorry, I see an example of that on your website now.

You call these pageant photos, so I wonder if the kids are turned away at the contests for not looking like their picture?

Also, where did you learn your photoshopping skills, prison?

Finally, what's wrong with letting people--particularly young children--simply be happy with what they look like, instead of being turned into creepy porcelain doll things?

Thank you in advance for your prompt answers to my questions.

Sincerely,

Benjamin Stone

GAH!
NO NO NO NO NO!!!



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