2014-02-18 10:30 am

Try to guess the bad-joke art.

No hints, but if you can't get it, hover over or click through.

I am never ashamed.

2013-12-19 02:55 pm

When you care more about drawing a "joke" than whether or not it's funny....

I asked for drawing suggestions the other day. Eileen Parkman said "Sumerian Anti-Nausea Tablets." I accidentally did too much research and made a comic that might be funny to scholars of ancient civilizations or something but that's about it.



2011-01-06 11:15 am

It's nice to have people assist in busting my chops


I was blocked on art, so I asked for suggestions.

[livejournal.com profile] nhyrvana recommended I draw a pie. Independently of that, [livejournal.com profile] fairyarmadillo suggested that I draw a lemon meringue pie.

I made a "compromise" for which I offer no apologies.


Lemon Merengue Pi
2010-06-29 09:55 am

These are becoming about as regular as a 90 year-old who only eats twigs and dirt


Remember the Hero / Villain-a-Day thing? That I started about three years ago? And have completed only a dozen-plus of?

Well, [livejournal.com profile] zundian had a double-request, so here we go...

Ambush Bug and Matter Eater Lad don't know who they're messing with

For those of you who don't get this preposterously comic-geeky joke, there's Ambush Bug, who is...well, there's...and Matter Eater Lad has...if...

Fuck it, it made me laugh, but probably because I was up until Stupid O'Clock drawing the damn thing.

Shut up, Shut Up, SHUT UP OH GOD I CAN HEAR YOU IN MY MIND!

Love,

b
2009-09-25 08:31 pm

THIS IS LIKELY NOT ACTUALLY CANON


"Well," said Sir Reginald as he grunted another steaming turd onto the Prince of Darkness's smoking head, "the devil will have his doo."
2006-03-25 07:52 pm

A Challenge!

There might be prizes for who guesses it first, or who has the best reply...

Like an actual arrive-in-the-mail "Oh, shit, it's from benjamin, and it's leaking blood" prize...

NAME THAT CLASSIC TUNE! THIS IS ONE OF MY WORST JOKES EVER! )

benjamin
Dirty on the inside