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"You know, I don't want squishy crickets." - Kevin Oh

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Have I ever told you of the awesome that is januarychill?

If not, then I'm a fucking bastard with a steaming asshole where my heart should be.

I mean, she's a fab artist she's a fucking hottie, and as if that weren't enough...

...she did a little tribute to me. You know what she she did?

She ate something SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. (click this link)

And it's fucking fantastic.

Go love her. Love her like that you did that sock and/or carrot last night.

b

PS - Have something you want me to eat so you don't have to?

benjamin sTone
712 S. Anderson
Urbana, IL
61801

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Dear blissitate,

I love you.
Oh my shit I love you.

The rest of you monkeys will have to wait to see what I'm talking about.

More later, Rest Of My Monkeys.

b