2010-03-30 01:56 pm
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And to think that I've seen, online, one of the things...no, no...


Things The Internet Has Ruined Forever 4

It's sad, because there's good stuff there, but when I can jump on the internet and watch the world's tallest donkey have intimate relations with a talking Coke machine...well...
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2010-03-18 11:08 am
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You like that, my little Latin American beauty, my little Spanish-speaking tease? Gramma loves you..


I have some treats for you soon, kiddies, but for today, please enjoy a creepy old witch giving Mexico a handjob.

A scary old person appears to be giving Mexico a handjob
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2005-10-04 11:53 pm
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My brother Matthew Fucks With My Art

My brother Matthew cracks my ass up. Here's his version of FWMA:2, and it's funnier than George W. Bush on a Tilt-a-Whirl after two corndogs and three lemonade shake-ups.

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(  Here is your story...complete with the happy ending you always wanted. )

I wanna know why this fucker doesn't submit his shit to places that...umm...accepting writing from mental patients.

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