Four items for the price of four!

[benchilada]

There.

Off in the distance, kicking up sand as it rides towards us.

Holy shit, it's another SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

And hell is riding with it.

We, uh...we recorded this a couple of weeks ago.

We’ve been busy.

Anyway, this SYDHT has MRE pears and canned blood sausage and larvets and king top shell.

"But benjamin," I hear you ask, "what’s king top shell?"

Screw you. I wasn’t told, so you won’t get told. All I knew was that it made me think of this dollar store toy I got in Houston:



In any event, it was only a matter of time until I said "in any event."

This is King Top Shell:






It has MSG in it. Remember when they said that was bad for us?





This is Nadja parboiling it. Or rather, this is it being parboiled by Nadja. Wevs.





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Man, if there’s one thing I like my intestines to be filled with, it’s blood.





Sausage Kitchen sounds like gay cooking porn.





Pears are Nature’s MREs.





For when you just can’t wait to eat it as a bug…





Man, my camera has some weird wide-angle lens distortion stuff sometimes.

RIGHT! VIDEO!

As usual, when being recorded, my Tourette's decides to express itself as "bunny nose" and nonstop fidgeting:

So there you have it. Kinda, yes, no, no.

Here's a link to a page that talks about king top shell.

Here are some links to other places I live online:

Facebook / Flickr /  Twitter / Tumblr / Last.fm / YouTube / LibraryThing

Now go home. Go home to your bloody gophers.

Love,

benjamin sTone
Stone Robot Enterprises