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Always, ALWAYS remember that I do these things SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

So, after last night's teaser you get to learn what expires in...ummm...



That's right, kids, it's:



his_hamstress  sent me a package. Yet another reason to love her. We simply MUST visit her in St. Louis soon.

Not bad, provided you're totally cool with heart attacks.



The first ingredient is FLAVER? I mean, sure, I should hope so, but wouldn't one assume that FUCKING CUTTLEFISH should be first?



funranium and chuckdawg will get a kick out of the will love the type of method they use to "manufacture" these:



But, I hear you ask, "HOW DID THEY TASTE, MOTHERFUCKER?!"

Here's yer answer. Fer bonus points, watch for the Tourette's-related sniffing/nose-scrunching:

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