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Dear General Petraeous,

I would like to politely submit the following fact.

WHEN YOU SAY "DRAWBACK OF TROOPS" WE KNOW THAT THIS MEANS "TROOP WITHDRAWAL."

CHANGING THE WORDS TO SOMETHING THAT MEANS THE SAME THING?
IT'S NOT FUCKING FOOLING US, JACKASS.

Respectfully,

Love,

benjamin sTone

PS -- You want ketchup with your goddamned words?

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Via riotmod (and his comic LEAVE IT TO JESUS), the latest possible title for my autobiography:

I WOULD LIKE TO EAT THE WRECKAGE

Okay, yeah, so some lines are crossed...

Yes, my children, I'm afraid it's true.

THERE ARE SOME THINGS I WILL NOT EAT.

Case in point.

Please observe the following map:



We shall refer to this as Menudo Location: August 28th.

( And why, my children, would we do that? )

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Manic? Manic. Manic, manic? MANIC!!!
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