2006-03-29 04:47 pm
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More Fun Than I Should Be Allowed To Have


"NOT TRUE!"

Bullshit, man! Check under my cowl!

"I checked under my cowl and everything..."

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"WHY WASN'T I INVITED?!"

Why wasn't I invited?!

"Or did I just ruin the surprise?"

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"MU-HU-HA-HA-HA!!!"
Mystery One: Why Is The Pope Secretly An Eye-Patched Samurai?

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"YEAH, THAT OUGHTA SCREW WITH 'EM..."

This oughtta keep 'em busy for a while...

SIDE NOTE: I just discovered that that Fly figure, the one I paid a buck for at an antique store? Worth over 80 bucks. I should stop carrying him around all the time.
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2006-02-20 04:47 am
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"Yes, these are all about me, thanks for asking. What? You wanna start something?"

They're about me. YES. ALL OF THEM.
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2006-02-20 04:44 am
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Aquaman Cooks

"You tell anybody about this and I'll gut you like a...oh, fuck off!"

Aquaman doesn't want to hear word one out of you
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2006-02-10 03:53 pm
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"TEE HEE HEE!!!"

PLANNING AHEAD: Pikachu is a bastard

Pikachu is such a bastard.
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2006-02-09 10:14 am
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2006-02-08 02:58 pm
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SUPERMAN RETURNS...with a present...


"Yeah, yeah, but how do I tell Lois?"

"Yes, yes, but what do I tell LOIS?"

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2006-02-03 04:54 pm
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CHOOSE YOUR OWN LITERATE DALEK PHOTOS!!!


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"Apparently-I-Am-In-A-Circle-Of-Violence-That-Only-I-Can-Break"

APPARENTLY-ONLY-I-CAN-BREAK-THE-CYCLE-OF-VIOLENCE

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"Oh-My-God-This-Is-Funnier-Than-Dave-Barry"

TEE-HEE! THIS-IS-FUNNIER-THAN-JAY-LENO!

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"Don't-Tell-Davros-Or-I'll-Ex-Ex-Ex-Fucking-Kill-You"

T-T-T-TELL ANYBODY I W-W-WAS READING THIS AND I'LL EX-EX-EX...FUCKING KILL YOU!


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2006-02-03 04:51 pm
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DARKSEID IS...not happy...

Lessons in how to make a joke that TWO kinds of geeks won't find funny:

"WHAT UTTER NONSENSE!
WHO WROTE THIS DAMN THING, JAMES FREY?"
Darkseid is lonely
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2006-02-03 12:05 pm
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"I am going to use this excuse EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!"

"I am going to use this excuse every day of my life"

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2006-01-31 11:33 am
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He was trying so hard, too...

Behind a cut, because you need the LARGE version of the picture for the best effect...

"Damn it, this is absolutely no help whatsoever!!!"

"I thought this was a reference book! Bastards!"

I guess you can't judge a book by its cover...

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2006-01-30 02:12 pm
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Crap, I Think My Nipples Need LASIK

"I think my nipples need Lasik."

Hiei has a problem or twelve...
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2005-12-19 10:03 am
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Geeks Love The Hell Out Of Me

"Okay...forty-two pounds of Crisco...carry the seven...oh, that can't be good."

"Okay, so I've hit, like, 89,000% of my daily intake of palm oil, so...carry the five...oh, that's not good..."

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Working on two stories right now...

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