benchilada ([personal profile] benchilada) wrote2007-09-18 06:30 pm

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CONVERSATIONS HAD WHILE MAKING GUACAMOLE:

ME: [sarcastically] Well, honey, you are kinda a prude, so maybe her shirt wasn't really that low-cut...
SARA: Puppies, benjamin. Puppies popping out of her shirt. Little golden retrievers coming out of her laundry basket.