MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 18:35 Nothing you can do that can't be done. #
• 18:46 Heard it from The One Who Knows, the verdict's been decreed... #
• 20:24 I am think as drink as you not...I...PONIES! #
• 08:09 Batmanatee returns to his secret cave on the the outskirts of Xanadugong... #
• 10:39 QUESTION: Are pants for chumps, suckas, or both? #
• 10:41 Meatspin me right round baby right round... #

Smooches,

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A few quotes from tonight:
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Ad on TV: "What if I'm carrying your child!"
ME: "THEN PUT IT DOWN!"

ME: "I'm like Indiana Jones and Sherlock Holmes fucked and made a fat guy with short hair."
SARA (very sleepy): "Noooo...you're not faaaaaat!"

SARA: "I'm not royalty, I'm just awesome."