I have too much hair. In 45 minutes, Mike "Captain Hairdo" Steen will fix this.

Photographic evidence follows.

EXHIBIT A: In which only a disgusting amount of product can keep my hair aloft:



Exhibit B: Look at all that hair on the back of my head. It makes wings sometimes:



Exhibit C: Why I'm not kidding when I say that only spiky hair looks good on me:



ADDENDUM: I'm all but certain that I'm going to dye my hair this spring.

Pros? Cons? Colors? Styles?

DISCUSS.