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"For some reason our kindergartener decided he wanted to sell his artwork to pay for a new skateboard. We are not sure how he came to the conclusion selling his artwork on the internet would be lucrative but there you have it. To give it a proper art auction feel lets say:

"Up for sale is a interesting piece entitled "First Robot on Earth" by Shay. It is signed boldly in crayon at the top by the artist. The title is handwritten in pencil at the bottom. The piece measures 8.5 inches by 11 inches. The artist used both pencil and crayon. This piece would look lovely framed or attached with a magnet to a refrigerator. The artwork will ship promptly and is sure to appreciate in value. This is a remarkable investment opportunity. We will start this sale at the exceptionally low price of just 99 cents."

Thanks for looking and please email the artist any questions or comments you might have."

Current price is 2 dollars, no shipping.

CLICK THE PIC AND BID.

It can't hurt. :D

Love,

benjamin

G.D. "Nuclear" Wessel (

gdwessel) is having OPEN MIC NIGHT over at his LJ tonight, starting at about 10pm EDT.

He says: "TONIGHT, you've been given FAIR WARNING. GET ON HERE AND TALK SMACK.

I'd like to see more people. There are a lot of people on my list who have things to say. I want to hear them. I want you to pimp and shill something you're doing. I want your feelings on who the first GOP player that's not helping their cause for world domination will meet with a Cheney-esque "accident" of some kind.

Ideally, I know who I wanna see contribute. In a perfect world, sgtwessel will even be onhand but he might have other things to do involving protecting ~~Il Buce's oil interests~~ freedom and our American way of life by God."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

GET ON IT!

You'll enjoy yourself.

b

I love skimming eBay...

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