BRNHR!

[benchilada]

Man, seriously, zombie stuff will never stop being awesome to me. Yes, we hit an oversaturation point a few years ago, but like Chinese food, it is simply impossible for me to have too much of it.

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"GAINESVILLE -- (AP)-- The University of Florida is prepared for all sorts of disasters. Even zombies.

A disaster-recovery exercise that explains how the school could respond to an outbreak of the undead was posted on the UF e-Learning Support Services website. The site also contains plans for events such as hurricanes.

The zombie attack exercise lays out the university's response to attacks by ``flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals.''

``Some employees may prefer weapons such as chain saws, baseball bats, and explosives that have been shown to be effective against zombies,'' the plan says.

It includes an ``infected co-worker dispatch form'' that has a place to list the co-worker's symptoms such as ``lack of rational thought (this can cause problems confusing zombies with managers).''

A University of Florida spokesman said the exercise was designed to ``add a little bit of levity'' to disaster preparation discussions.

The plan was no longer available on the UF website Thursday."

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The plan may not be on the website anymore, but they should know that nothing dies on the internet. Indeed, I found the pdf on Google Docs. I highly recommend reading it, especially the Infected Co-worker Dispatch Form.

Smooches,

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