"Think non-vomity thoughts."

[benchilada]

I would be jealous that thehefner has filthy assistants / sexy henchwomen (namely bitemetechie and darkestnova ), but I have Lovely Wife Sara, so, you know...I'm more than good.

Anyways, THEY DID A SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO...WITH A DURIAN SMOOTHIE.

In three acts.

And it's delightful.

If you don't watch it you hate bald eagles and pizza and apple pie and the flag and waterboarding.

I'm really both proud and angered. Proud that they took the SYDHT banner and ran with it, angered that I don't own that shirt.

I mean, not that shirt exactly. That's gross. Durian-sweat...

Also, I'm kinda jealous and wondering if any of the bubble-tea places in town secretly keep a small, emergency supply of durian around that they could make into a smoothie for me...

That having been said, I do have items laid out for a SYDHT to be filmed tonight. We'll try to make the time and set the mood for y'all.

Smooches, and congrats to the three intrepid tongue travellers,

b