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chuckdawg has written a great Thing That Will Never Happen:

Washington, D.C., 11/8/06, 11 AM.

Speaker Pelosi approached the podium carrying a bloody mary and a cigar in the same hand.  The press started snapping pictures.  Speaker Pelosi grabbed the microphone off the pedestal and started wandering around the stage like a stand-up comic.

"Well, NOW you guys want to pay attention to me?

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