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[benchilada]

HELP US CREATE ULTIMATE LIFE!

So, there I was, listening to Lalo Schifrin’s lovely Theme from Enter the Dragon when I had a thought…

What would happen if we could somehow multiply Bruce Lee by Charles Bronson?

lovenmitt and I were discussing this, and decided that Charles Bronson might be superfluous to our needs.

As such, we have so far decided the following:

ON THE MALE SIDE:
We will be multiplying Leonardo da Vinci WITH Johnny Cash AND Bruce Lee.

ON THE FEMALE SIDE:
We will be multiplying Eleanor Roosevelt WITH Marie Curie AND Mother Theresa

Things we can’t figure right now: is there not enough whupass on the ladies’ side? I mean, sure, the resulting hybrid would be a radioactive lesbian who loved everybody, but…

schmess suggested Domino Harvey might put that extra OOMF in Der Uber Lady, but is that right? Bjork was discussed… 

And for the men, we would have an incredible singer that would both invent the helicopter AND kick your head clean off your neck…but…is something missing?

WE CANNOT DO THIS ALONE!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!

The limit is not three, but each Composite Entity must have the same number of parts as the other Composite Entity.

I will likely draw something from the Ultimate Results.

benjamin

PS - Chuck Norris is exempt from this, just as he is exempt from all other things.
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Optional Work: What would happen if I French-braided a PYTHON, a COBRA, and a RATTLESNAKE?
Would your eyes catch on fire IF YOU SO MUCH AS LOOKED AT IT?!