benchilada ([personal profile] benchilada) wrote2006-02-09 06:53 pm

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Sara's fortune cookie tonight read as follows:

"Your blessing is no more than being safe and sound for a whole lifetime."

Her response?

"That sounds like I'm a prisoner. Only, being a prisoner implies anal rape, so I guess that's not safe and sound."

Do you see now why I love her so?

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