Sir Reginald would send his season’s greetings, but he spent Christmas eve being worked over by half-a-dozen cultists from the Church of the Sexless God sent as a “present” by one of his ex-girlfriends.

        On a positive note, he also received both a new Davenport and a bottle of Loch Dhu black whisky…from himself. He is on the former sleeping off the latter.

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