Via [profile] blindmole:

Yes, I will bring a pint of rum to this movie.

But I'm not sure I'm going to need it.

Seriously, I want to hump this trailer.

What could I possibly be really fucking tired of?

FIND OUT!

Via fantastic artist [info]uminthecoil:

Flying Taser Drones now a reality.

Make sure you watch the video that accompanies the article.

And this one too:


That song is based on the Yevgeny Zamyatin novel WE, which should be required reading in high school classes.

So how do you feel about all of this?

Filthy Englanders, feel free to weigh in on your own Surveillance Cameraland and your impending national ID system. Everybody is encouraged to comment upon their own surveillance observations and local laws.

Now...

DISCUSS.

As always, comment threads that deteriorate into name-calling and general nastiness will be frozen or deleted.


And yes, I do see the irony in that statement...
Two videos from Stuckey and Murray, who fucking kill me.

Automated Phone Sex:


It's Every Cuss Word We Know:

Via [profile] rainofbastards:

All fucking kid songs should be this good. Bless you, Aquabats.

When I finally get to the moon they'll just KNOW to have this song ready for me as I take off running across the surface...

Welcome to the latest video edition of So You Don't Have To.

So, let me apologize, first, to [personal profile] fairyarmadillo.
You see, she sent me today's So You Don't Have To via the post, in a box with an ice-pack and insulating stuff and everything.
And then, in the video, I go and call her Nadja Herreshoff. Because that used to be her name.

It isn't anymore, though, 'cause she got married, so her last name is now Robot.

Nadja Robot, married to Will Robot.

I've said it before, I'll say it again, I fucking love my friends, which is why I'm sorry I used the wrong name, Ms. Blu.

In any event, she sent me a Tube Of Aryan Boy.
Swedish Aryan Boy.
Oh, wait.
It's a tube of fish roe and cream cheese. That's still cool. I mean, that's cool, but it's still in a tube which simultaneously adds and subtracts 177 cool points. Who thinks, "You know what would make our cream cheese spread better? No spray can, that's been done. How about a TUBE?! And we'll add FISH EGGS!" Apparently the Swedes.



But, as you can see by...the ingredients...

...

TL;DR



Let's get the to meat...errr...unborn fish of the matter.

As usual, watch for Tourette's Special Moves, including: The Flapping Arm Wing Thing (Up Up B A Down/Quarter-turn right) and the Nose Scrunch (Left Trigger).


And there you have it.

The verdict? Delicious. Would be tastier on stronger-flavored crackers (I had rice crackers) but quite good. And salty. Great for a cheese plate, great for a quick snack, great for helping prevent cause tartar.

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Last night we ventured away from Southeast Asia food for our latest installment of SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO, into another strange country where English is not the native language.

Namely, Dollar General.



That kid looks...what's the politically correct term for "both inbred and stoned?"
And man, those white flecks shown in the art? I hope those aren't actually present.



What, I blurred-out the ingredients? Why would I do that? Also, that's a lot of sodium...that's 38% of your DV in one tiny can.



Inspected by Your Mom.

Okay, you're going to see some more Fuckbrain in this video, mainly Tourette's stuff. I've got some birdlike arm-lifting going on, some weird pauses while talking, some stuttering/misprounouncing, and times when I do things like unnecessarily smack my right hand against my hip.

Methinks my neurologist and I need to make some pill changes..

In any event...


Vaya con dingos.

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My hair is all flat and sweaty in this video, 'cause I'd been outside in the sun with my hat on for a while.

Don't care.

Always, ALWAYS remember that I do these things SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

So, after last night's teaser you get to learn what expires in...ummm...



That's right, kids, it's:



[profile] his_hamstress  sent me a package. Yet another reason to love her. We simply MUST visit her in St. Louis soon.


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I love [livejournal.com profile] g0dz17la  and [livejournal.com profile] livenud .

They went to lovely Egypt and while there they thought of me.
They sent me a comic--which I haven't scanned yet--in Arabic.

And they sent me something that has immediately become one of my favorite possessions.

Something with music...and lamp beautiful.

This:




More photos and...HOLY SHIT! I MADE A VIDEO OF IT! LIVING FUCK! )
Special thanks to [profile] auntie_maim:




For the rest, go here and rummage around.

They fucking kill me.

Seriously, I've got a knife in my eye.

Right now.

Now.
Special thanks to [profile] madamjuggernaut for providing me with a clip of a CLEARLY BRAIN-DAMAGED MAGNETO from the 70's Fantastic Four cartoon. I love his final outburst.


If that isn't enough for you, here's a trailer for the 1994 Roger Corman version of THE FANTASTIC FOUR.

Via [profile] assclouds.

This is not only fucking hysterical, it has a great beat and it IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE.

One of my most favoritest movies ever, and easily one of the most beautiful ever shot.

Original Trailer:


And then for something coming at the end of this year.


Positively cannot wait for December 18th.
Usually don't like these sorts of things, as they're usually just random clips put to music, but this one is rather nicely done.

Also, IT'S GOT MAD-FUCKING-SPOILERS FOR SEASON THREE OF DOCTOR WHO!

There, I warneded...ed you.

"All is in readiness here on Earth. Contact home planet Zacrab and tell them we are ready for the robots."

"Zero Earth Hour" episode of Prince Planet.

Says [profile] bobbo_y_bobbo -

"Random web surfing this morning triggered early childhood memories of this very old anime that I used to watch on Channel 44.  I didn't remember the name of the show or any of the characters except the evil Warlock of Mars. Fortunately someone has posted an episode on YouTube in all its poorly-animated black and white glory.

Sit back  and enjoy the spectacle as Prince Planet battles Warlock and General Crustacean."
benchilada: (Automat)
Dear friends [livejournal.com profile] bobbo_y_bobbo and his lovely wife Anne appear as a submarine crew in this delightful video by Gang of Three for their song "Submarine Dream (Submarine Song no. 3)."

It always makes me feel so freakin' mellow.

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