Look, these are life skills, you bastards

[benchilada]

Dear Internet,

If you're going to eat at BoBo China, there's a right way to do it.

You look at the REAL menu:



Then you let your eyes focus on one item:



Order. Pay. Get a cup of barley tea and a cup of jasmine tea. Sit. Wait. Receive.



PARTAKE OF THEIR GLORY:



ADDITIONAL TIPS:

For best mashed-potato results, only use a monkey potato peeler:



When you hit the bar on a Friday night, there's a proper way to prep your fish sandwich. This is it. Feel free to print out a copy to keep in your wallet as a reminder.



Happy Mondays, kids.

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