Okay, see, this is the Safe Touching Zone, and this is...the Awesome Zone

[benchilada]

It was totally inappropriate of Obama to kinda-bow to Abdullah, y'know?



And then that whole bowing to Akihito thing? Uncalled for.



Thank god we've never had a President cross that line with any other world leaders, like...umm...Abd--okay, maybe I didn't think this one through.



Whoops. That was a shop. Here's the real one:



Well, thank goodness there was no bowing or kissing FR SRS, right?

Clicking here will not give you a full-browser-window video from CNN of Bush bowing to receive a medal from him and kissing his cheeks.

Okay, well, sure, maybe in that part of the world that's totally cool, right?

It's not like they were on a date or anything!



Okay, fuck this, I'm going home.

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