Super Violence Fighting Whales

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city_of_dis  wants you to draw him a whale, to "fight the Boredom Gnats."

WHALES, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DRAW THEM?

Post it in his comments, in your own LJ, and spread the word.

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I bought a lot of old, untranslated manga a few years ago at Am-Ko (Asian grocery store) and this is the most bang-for-buck book I picked up for fifty cents...



Trust me, you want to read this shit right here...



The cover, more bigger:



Please excuse the scans. The book is bound very tightly and I don't want to ruin any of its loveliness.

Also, this is kinda a speed post, so you'll get two pages scanned at once without me separating them...AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.

You'll want to read it right to left, if you're new to...everything, I guess.

So here's our slightly incongruous cast of characters, including at least one Dick Tracy villain, a Fist of the North Star guy, a Berserk dude, a comical sidekick kid, a shojo hunk, and...Don Kanonji?



GOT YOUR NOSE!



"Piercing Viper Deadly Strike!"
"Soft Flesh and Easily-Broken Bones Block!"



There's some dull fighting, and I guess it's in some other language, and then FUCK THIS SHIRT! IT NEVER FIT RIGHT IN THE SHOULDERS ANYWAY!



Sho-ryu-k--wait, if I'm this strong, why did I let him DESTROY MY FUCKING HAND?




"Thanks for not just killing me outright. I had some exposition to get off my chest. Get it?! My chest?! BLOARGH!!!"

Meanwhile, at the Lair of the Tiny Accountant...



Okay, let's not visit The Littlest Actuary, let's stop in the ring to round out this post.

Prince Adam is attacking Hulking Chinese Bondage guy...Short Round is shouting something...OH! DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING! NOW HE NEVER WILL, EITHER!



What's your favorite post-Hong Kong John Woo movie?



I'm glad they put in some Comedic Puking after TEARING A DUDE'S FRONT OFF and right before PUNCHING HIS EYE STRAIGHT OUT OF ITS SOCKET.


I'll be posting more next week. Enjoy your weekend.

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