benchilada | I'm rubber, you're glue...

So maybe I know a Japanese girl who maybe lives near a base and maybe went to the commissary.

And she might have written about it, possibly while drunk.

You know how we think THEIR food is fucked up?

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"O mAI GOD AMERICAN FUCKIN FOOD

there was that CHEESE... it comes in CANS.... as in like whipped cream cans, like the paste you stuff in dogs' kong toys. WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and they had HUGE ASS STEAKS for $2 each.... seriously the meat is INSANE CHEAP wow..... and jolly rancher lollipops,,, cocoa puffs, and mother fucking REESES PUFFS,,,,,, AHHH!!!! and whole roasted chickens for sale for SIX BUCKS NO WAY.

and and and they had all kinds of seasoning, like a whole isle dedicated to seasoning. and they have like 20 different kinds of ranch sauce: bacon ranch blue cheese ranch onion ranch dandelions and buttercup ranch you name it they got it...., AND they have INSTANT MASHED POTATOES!!! JUST ADD MILK AND WATER WTF

it was SOOOOOOOO crazy. WHOA NELLIE i spent almost $200 on groceries alone. my fridge is way too small for everything! hahaha

i am so stocked up right now i almost actually wish that a zombie apocalypse would happen."