MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

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Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 18:31 "Numbers are losers." - Lovely Wife Sara #
• 18:32 "I peed on a bullfrog once..." - Bethany #
• 18:44 "Are you sure it was Honey Bunches of Oats and not mulch?" - me #
• 18:54 tweet tweet - Bethany typed that to try my phone's keyboard #
• 18:56 "Pepe le Pew-based flavinoids." - Sara and Bethany #
• 09:49 For Christmas you will give me a Lesser Mouse Deer. tinyurl.com/6q4mxh #
• 13:43 Dear Society - it's too fucking early to tell me Happy Holidays. #

Smooches,

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