benchilada ([personal profile] benchilada) wrote2008-06-11 12:29 pm

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I may still be slogging through back-entries to re-embed my photos, and there may be some photos that Flickr apparently lost when they deleted my fucking account, and so on, but I did go through and fix all of my So You Don't Have To entries...except for a few places where the photos are missing.

Why would I fix all of my SYDHT entries?




Well, so there I was in the Gutierrez Rizo grocery store in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, and I found that there box. And yes, I was totally looking for something odd that I couldn't read. My Spanish will get me by just fine if you airdrop me into a city south of the border, but don't ask me what the hell an angulas is.

Anguirus, sure, but not angulas.



A quick survey of the ingredients tell me something about fish proteins and soy proteins and milk proteins and barely legal teens...oh, and water. And no, there weren't no nutritional information, either. Nutrition is for SUCKA M.C.'s!

I had also been given a lovely gift in the mail by [profile] calebs_mom02 which was labeled thusly:



Who could turn down such a lovely request?! Well, if this is what it is...
 


...then sure, I can see somebody turning it down.



Don't think I've ever seen a product before that had nutritional information in both American and in Filthy Englanderish. Oh, and French.



So there I was, with these two lovely products and nowhere to try them!

[profile] chuckdawg and [profile] twelvefootnine to the rescue with his Rome-themed party last Saturday night!

That's right, it's another one shot on-location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

On to the basement we go. As always, watch for strange shoulder-shrugging and arm movements and face-scrunching and so on for Tourette's Bonus Points.


After that was done, [profile] twelvefootnine decided to do did a few seconds of outtake filming.


The moral of the story?

Don't take any wooden nickels. Oh, and brush, like, three times before trying to kiss your wife after consuming beer and fish noodles.

If you'd like to send me terrible things to eat, please include your real name and your LJ name and send them to:

712 S. Anderson
Urbana, IL
61801
USA

Smooches,

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