benchilada ([personal profile] benchilada) wrote2008-04-20 09:25 pm
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Me: Your rap name is no longer Shrimpin' Sara G. It's now Jerkface Killah.

Lovely Wife Sara: No! Ben, I'm a G-rated rapper. I have songs about shrimp, and jump rope, and...I don't rap about killing.

***later, when she heard I was typing this up***

LWS: I don't like this portrayal of me. I don't want people to think I'm prudish; I'm not. I would not be a G-rated rapper.

I totally got the best wife ever.