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[benchilada]

Dear Human Beings With Penises...Penii...whatever,

PLEASE CONSULT WITH THIS COMIC.

I do not ever, Ever, EVER again want to go through what I just went through.

ME = Standing at urinal--only one that didn't have fucking urine left in it--peeing.
GUY = Coming in and standing next to me and STARTING TO PEE WITHOUT FLUSHING PREVIOUS URINE.
ME = Having internal OCD freakout, trying to not let it make my hands start shaking. Would have been awkward.
GUY = Having finished peeing, LEAVES WITHOUT FLUSHING.
ME = Getting the hell out of Dodge but, having seen another guy come in just as I was finished flushing, looking back in curiosity to see NEW GUY PEEING IN THE DOUBLE-DUTY PEE URINAL.

You're all fired.

Love,

benjamin