I assure you, good sir, that you are NOT GODDAMNED READY FOR THIS JELLY

[benchilada]

I love g0dz17la  and livenud .

They went to lovely Egypt and while there they thought of me.
They sent me a comic--which I haven't scanned yet--in Arabic.

And they sent me something that has immediately become one of my favorite possessions.

Something with music...and lamp beautiful.

This:





Ah, excellent! I was worried that we'd be stuck on those tired, retread design ideas.
Also, it apparently farts music.



Rich and poor, prince and pauper, all can enjoy this lovely toy!



I think that those with refined tastes are probably leaving the room now.



Who's a pretty bird? Who's the beautiful multi-colored cock? You! Yes, you! It's you!



Oh, and what a fantastic...umm...light bulb...with a temple on it...on your back...



What a lovely lantern you're holding in your mouth! And such a lovely necklace...made of lanterns. Oh, darling, we have GOT to teach you how to diversify your accessories.



What? You want to see this sexy bitch in action?

Life is good.

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