"I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing..."

[benchilada]

FUCK YEAH!

The fuck were y'all expecting?
I got what I paid for.
Fuck plot. Fuck physics. Fuck all that shit, we're watching a movie about TRANSFORMERS. A movie about TOYS.
Set EXPECTATIONS DIAL to ZERO.
Set GIANT FUCKOFF ROBOTS DIAL to ELEVEN.
Be surprised by how some legitimately funny dialogue snuck in.
Watch robots you love kick ass and take names.
Go home and freak out like you mainlined kung-fu.