benchilada | (no subject)

Could this be Wolverine, the one about whom prophecies were cast and the one of which the legends speak?

I guess it's probably just a knockoff toy I bought in Zaachila, Mexico, and...wait, is he wearing a homemade floral-print skirt?

Well, I suppose it could always be...wait, is he wearing Uggs?

But look, there's a speaker on his chest! Does he have a place to put batteries?

YES! Now let's put some in and see what it says.

...

Apparently all it has to say is a truly horrible ratcheting and grinding sound as its crippled legs try to walk.

Healing factor, my ass.

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