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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE BENJAMIN CRY LIKE A GIRL?!

Sara said "Savannah Smiles is coming out on DVD. Let's rent it, I used to love it as a kid!"

Geoff at That's Rentertainment had it on order, so he e-mailed me when it came in.

It started silly, and Sara was worried that it was going to ruin her childhood memories of it.

Sweet Jesus, I cried my eyes out.
No, she doesn't die, it's one of those "touching" sort of things.

Now I need to go kill a caribou. With my bare hands. While fucked up on scotch.

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Oh, who am I kidding? I'm gonna go make a cosmo and watch Oprah.