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[benchilada]

Dear Isle of Wight County, Virginia:

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?!

DO YOU NEED ME TO SEND OVER SOME KINDERGARTENERS TO HELP YOU FUCKING COUNT?!

Isle of Wight
Last Updated: 2:48 a.m. ET [Nov.8]

92% of precincts reporting

Republican Allen
(Incumbent)
6,984 -- 57%

Democratic Webb
5,050 -- 42%

Independent Grassroots Parker
144 -- 1%

PS-- YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING ISLE!