Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.
[EDIT: Hello, Cracked readers! Please enjoy a look at my other bootleg toys, a collection that’s always expanding. Also, you bastards have forced me to consider updating this site. Fine. Jerks.]
Hello, kids. Two awesome things today.
I have four tattoos, all of them in some way geeky, and I just got one touched-up two days ago:
It’s Barry’s ring, and my allegiance is ultimately with Wally, but much love to the whole Flash Family.
The man who did the job is Rick Kutch at No Regrets Tattoos in Champaign.
I also just got an incredible bootleg toy for my collection, this time from Greece. It is totally ridiculous and brilliantly strange.
Yep. Looks like they finally skipped past the “melee weapons” thing and tried a laser gun. Results? Shredder’s dead, baby. Shredder’s dead.
Fits my hand like a dream. God damn, no wonder those Little Pluckies Protect! Look a this bad boy in action!
Don’t worry, she’s not terrified of its awesome sparking power but rather I took the photo in the dark and this gun is bright. [EDIT: “And loud.” – Nadja]
The new Fuckbrain Comix is waiting to be scanned and should be ready for posting next week.
See you then,