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Created on 2009-05-04 03:47:33 (#264285), last updated 2017-04-17 (13 weeks ago)

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Name:benchilada
Birthdate:Nov 25
Location:Illinois, United States of America
Website:benchiladaland
I write. Oh, and I'm a cesspool of neurological disorders and useless information.

Regular features that people seem to enjoy:


  Fuckbrain Comix shows you, with my special kind of "art," the inside of my brainmeats: Tourette's Syndrome, OCD, Bipolar Disorder, and maybe one or two others. Maybe you'll learn something.

  People are happy because I eat strange foods So You Don't Have To.

  The Continuing Adventures of Sir Reginald are here, from my original stories to loads of art and comic adaptations by awesome people.

  Things I Can't Draw is exactly what it says on the tin, from Inappropriate Comix to Hero / Villain-A-Day Every-Few-Months to the aformentioned Fuckbrain Comix.

  The Truthwill emerge, about your sexuality, drugs, kinks and fetishes, crushes, the parallel universe you, and that memory you'll never lose. Anonymous commenting with no IP logging is enabled for these entries.

  Toys in the Bookstacks is me having fauxmetti fun with my 3.4 billion toys and the library where I work.

  Five Questions are what I want from you. Maybe I'll even answer them someday.

  Audience partipation is strongly encouraged.

  Photos Of My Life may also be requested.


I think other stuff happens, too.

Benjamin STone

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You can also click on the FICTION or NONFICTION tag and go rummaging. I've not back-tagged all my entries yet, so some things won't show up. I'm over halfway through the tagging right now. And now LJ has capped my tagging ability. Damn it.

I work for the University of Illinois library, 5th largest in the nation and do some work-for-hire writing/editing.

I'm a Freelance Agent of Chaos.

I love books, movies, music, comics, etc. I eat media like other people eat...ermmm...food. I was born in Sullivan, Illinois, spent some time in St. Louis and Orlando and Tampa, but now I'm in Urbana, Illinois.

Questions? ASK. I have no sense of shame or embarrassment.

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{Legalish Stuff: All entries are copyright benjamin sTone, year of uploading, unless I've nipped in a bit of somebody else's stuff. Entries cannot be reprinted, copied, or modified without written or oral consent, except for the purposes of review or promotion of my work in general. The term "Benchilada" is maybe vaguely but probably not(tm) benjamin sTone. Vice President in Charge of Being Vice President: Alex Trustworthy. I am not responsible for material damages or breakfast cleanup.}

PS - What the hell just came out of my ass?





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